Reputed Chinese hovercraft over Pine Mountain Lake.

Greenlee has been concerned about nuclear overflights for years. 'The Chinese are everywhere, even in your underware drawer', he told a group of collegues at a 10A/PM BFT / HD-150 FAAT seminar. 'See that contrail? Chinese nuclear bombers.'Now he has a new issue.

His theories are generally recognized as the worst kind of drivel and he's had a hard time convincing anyone the problem is real. But this self styled alarmist now has photographic proof of the existence of Chinese hovercraft operating over the shores of Pine Mountain Lake in Northern Minnesota.

    Christians studied contrails but isn't convinced.

Chip Christians repudiates Greenlee's hysteria as pure jabberwok. 'I've seen these contrails and they're nothing special. All the evidence points to domestic airline traffic. I'll admit the characteristic radiation signature is difficult to rationalize but it's probably just a load of smoke detectors. There's no nuclear overlfights and there's no overcraft! Horace needs a couple bloody mary's.'

But Greenlee is unflappable. 'They really louse up the fishing, and the exhaust from those gravity wave transducers is really nasty. Besides that, you can't understand a word they're saying. It's like beard schnuddering, only higher pitched.'

While his colorful euphemisms garner the attention of the public, he hasn't yet convinced Christians or federal authorities to conduct a thorough investigation. 'Let's face it', Greenlee mutters, 'we're gettin' squanto'd.'




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